Christmas Wrapping with a Dachshund ♥ ♥

1. Gather presents, boxes and paper in middle of living room floor.
2. Get tape back from Dachshund.
3. Open box.
4. Remove dachshund from box.
5. Take scissors from Dachshund.
6. Put present in box.
7. Remove present from Dachshund's mouth.
8. Put back in box after removing Dachshund from box.
9. Take scissors away & sit on them. (carefully!)
10. Remove Dachshund from box and put lid on it.
11. Unroll paper.
12. Take Dachshund off box.
13. Wrap paper around box.
14. Remove Dachshund from box and take wrapping paper from his mouth.
15. Fend off Dachshund trying to steal tape & tape one spot on present.
16. Take box from Dachshund.
17. Remove Dachshund from present and hurriedly slap on tape.
18. Take soggy bow from Dachshund and tape on since sticky stuff is ruined.
19. Grab present before Dachshund opens it and put present away.
20. Take two Tylenol, sit down on sofa..dachshund will fall asleep on your lap.♥