Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Life Behind Bars...

Oskar here...I'm surviving life on the "inside"...and the food's not bad..I heard the word "sardine" ...think they can fool me into taking my pills, do they? We will just see how that will go...although I hear a good sardine tastes yummy. I may have to break down & let them think they have "won"...but know this...I do it for doxies everywhere....I suffer this ill treatment to show others who may be doing "hard time", that they will never break us. We will rise up & stand again!

I was back at the womb of doom, at the dawgtor's yesterday..I suffered numerous pokes & needles, scans & thingofamabobs...I was nearly exhausted before I was finally released & allowed to come home & have my supper (and boy, was I starvvving).

I whined & cried incessantly while Mom & Dad spoke with Dr. Bailey, who took pawsome care of me at the AVC. My heart murmur is Class III/IV...so I haveta have a cardiac workup up once a year (I'm okay with that). Next..I gots one kidney that is acting wonky..everytime they steal my pee...I gets annoyed...that's one less tree I am able to water...so I takes meds for that too.

And ya'll know the story of my back issue..which is why I'm sentenced to weeks confined in prison. Dr. Bailey says she sees improvement in just 6 days..so just when I thought I might get busted outta here...she ruled 6-8 more weeks of hard time!!

So, can someone out there in bloggie land hide a chisel in a bone & send it to me? Maybe I can break free from this ball & chain!!


Lovable Lily said...

Oh sweetie, how we wish we could help you! I, Lily Belle, have been there in that nasty prison after my cervical surgery and it was miserable. Butt it sure beats being in pain. Hang in there and before you know it it will be all over with.

Lily Belle & Muffin

Two French Bulldogs said...

I am sending a file in a doggy biscuit

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD BUDDY... we will bake you a Chicken Liver Cake... with a FILE in it. Can't have you being Falsely imprisoned this way.

Molly The Wally said...

Whoops are comment got eaten up by the whoops monster on google. Trying again. We will send chisel in a bone ASAP. We know they hide disgusting medicine in foodables but try and close your eyes and eat it up as it will make you better. Sending more healing vibes and POTP your way.
Best wishes Molly

Lorenza said...

Sure it is not fun.... but I know it will make you get better very soon!
Just be patient, ok?
Take care
Kisses and hugs