Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Life Behind Bars...
Oskar here...I'm surviving life on the "inside"...and the food's not bad..I heard the word "sardine" ...think they can fool me into taking my pills, do they? We will just see how that will go...although I hear a good sardine tastes yummy. I may have to break down & let them think they have "won"...but know this...I do it for doxies everywhere....I suffer this ill treatment to show others who may be doing "hard time", that they will never break us. We will rise up & stand again!
I was back at the womb of doom, at the dawgtor's yesterday..I suffered numerous pokes & needles, scans & thingofamabobs...I was nearly exhausted before I was finally released & allowed to come home & have my supper (and boy, was I starvvving).
I whined & cried incessantly while Mom & Dad spoke with Dr. Bailey, who took pawsome care of me at the AVC. My heart murmur is Class III/IV...so I haveta have a cardiac workup up once a year (I'm okay with that). Next..I gots one kidney that is acting wonky..everytime they steal my pee...I gets annoyed...that's one less tree I am able to water...so I takes meds for that too.
And ya'll know the story of my back issue..which is why I'm sentenced to weeks confined in prison. Dr. Bailey says she sees improvement in just 6 days..so just when I thought I might get busted outta here...she ruled 6-8 more weeks of hard time!!
So, can someone out there in bloggie land hide a chisel in a bone & send it to me? Maybe I can break free from this ball & chain!!