Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Reasons Why It Costs More to Have Your Dog Groomed



Top Ten Reasons Why It Costs More to Have Your Dog Groomed Than Your own Hair Cut!

(Sign posted at Diana's Grooming!!)





10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash & clean your rear end.

9. You don't go eight weeks without a bath or brushing your hair.

8. Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim.

7. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.

6. Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove boogies from your eyes.

5. You sit still for your hairdresser.

4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.

3. Your hairdresser only washes & cuts the hair on your head.

2. You don't bite your hairdresser.

1. The liklihood of you pooping on your hairdresser is pretty slim.


5 comments:

Ruby and Penny said...

We sure hope mom's hairdresser doesn't want to do that stuff to her.
Love Ruby & Penny

Maddoxies said...

I love it, although I am not so sure about #2. If they do a really bad job, I might just bite them afterall :-)

Nibbles Treats said...

Love it! That applies to moms and big sisters too!

Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Joey said...

Very cute!

See ya!
Joey

Oskar said...

I personally feel violated after a trip to the groomer!

I've never met another dog named Oskar, with the K like mine.

Even though you're not miniature schnauzers, you still seem pretty cool.