Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Life Lessons Learned from a Dachshund

1. If you stare at someone long enough... eventually you'll get what you want.

2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel - pee in their shoes.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue and when to use it.

5. Always Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility.
(as soon as you're dragged from under the bed).

8. If it's not wet & sloppy, it's not a real kiss!!


Benny and Lily said...

Those are some good rules to live by, thanks
Benny & Lily

Oskar said...

Excellent rules!

Nubbin wiggles,

Frankie Furter said...

Excellent list!!! #3 got me in trouble once though. I'm just sayin'.

Chelsea and Wilson said...


thats almost how I live my life!

K9 + Grace said...

Heehee! Do you hold your tongue too? Mommy thought that was just me! I have a doctors degree in staring!


Lorenza said...

Being a dachshund... I know about those rules!
Kisses and hugs

Sandra said...

We wholeheartedly agree with the list. Very accurate indeed. Dottie especially agrees with the nose in the crotch part, Flash likes the nap part and I LOVE giving wet and sloppy kisses. Good job on the life lessons list!

Flash, Alven and Dottie