Why I Been MIA!!

So it appears the peeps decided to go on "vacation"...to F-L-O-R-I-D-A...and left me behind in white hell. I have endured freezing temps and been forced to poop outdoors in a blizzard.  All the while the humans are having g fun in the sun in 82 degrees!!!
Can you believe such parents claim to adore me??  Pfft!  I am beyond giving stink eye..although I am good at it...
Can't wait til they get home and I can give them a piece of my mind.  Hmmph!
Be warned. .this could get ugly...