Dachshunds Live Here

If you don't want to be greeted with barks, paws and wagging tails don't come inside - dachshunds live here,
If you don't like the feel of cold noses or wet tongues, don't come inside - dachshunds live here,
If you don't want to step over scattered toys, marrow bones, chewed slippers & kongs, don't come inside - dachshunds live here,
If you think a home should smell of perfume, don't come inside - dachshunds live here

But if you don't mind all this........
Come inside and you will be loved - because dachshunds live here!