I am a Dachsaholic. I live to serve the long and low beings that allow me to share their home. I will provide for their every need even if it means I must give up my own bed, chair, couch and, yes, food.
I am a Dachsaholic. I will surround myself with things that remind me of the ones I serve.
I will do these things because--I AM A DACHSAHOLIC.