Saturday, December 20, 2008
Letter to Santa Paws
Dear Santa Paws:
How are you and Mrs. Santa Paws? This is Oskar writing to ask you to pwease remember me come Christmas morning. I habe been a berry good boy (sometimes). I take my job of guarding the house vewy seriously - alerting Mom & Dad when the city sanitation department steals our stuff from the waste carts or when the snow blower takes the white stuff from our yard! And occassionally - when hoomans and their four legged kritters use my sidewalk! (don't they know it's mine?)
And I suppose, since it is Christmas & all, could you remember to bwing a special bag of tweats for, Xena (the four legged hoover)? And please, if you habe any delicious tartar busters in your sack, can you leabe one for Schatzi? (she is getting bored being "locked up" & could use some chewies!)
My Dad would lub to set sail with Captain Morgan, so a little pint to help put him in the Christmas cheer, would be appreciated. And Mom needs her own "spa day" - (hehehehe!) - I hope she enjoys it as much as I do!
But most importantly, I would like a whole bag of sqeaky toys! Mom says there are not near enough toys on the floor, so a few more would make us both weally happy!
I promise to leabe you a couple of crunchy biscuits & a bowl of water!
Happy Howlidays from your favourite pie-bald, Oskar